Hey everyone Celtic here, as you can tell by the title, I'm planning on doing roast of my OC mise. For those of you who don't know what a roast is, it's basically where you take one person, in this case mise, and you bring in a bunch of people, usually friends or acquaintances, and they all take turns ribbing and taking playful jabs at the person being roasted. Comedy central made them very popular, and recently places like Tumblr and other social media sites have as well.

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Fuck it. Here’s a thesis in two parts that literally nobody will like, ‘cause y’all fucking cowards.

• Being featured isn’t actually that hard. That’s how you get a popular story.
• Being featured ultimately doesn’t fucking matter. That’s not how you get famous.

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